Kristen : Why am I always the grown-up?
Jack : Because at the start of the relationship, when we chose sides, you chose grown-up first.
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Jack : We're not quite together yet. Sorry. What do you mean, I must be Kristen's ex-husband?Melanie : That's her daughter, and this is a totally ex-husband thing to do.
Jack : You'd know because that's a totally ex-wife remark.
Melanie : You know, I have a day. Taxi!
Jack :Taxi!
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Jack :Just because the frosting is my specialty doesn't mean that I can't do more. I have many layers to me. And they're not all vanilla, either. I have chocolate in me. I have a deep, dark chocolate...---
Jack : I'm sick of angry, resentful......fish......who think that you owe them......but who won't trust you for a second to do anything for 'em.Dr. Martin: There are other fish in the sea.
Jack : Yes, I know.It's just... I wish I could find a fish who wasn't afraid of my dark-chocolate layer. And she'd have to love my cookie too.
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Jack : That's an advantage of being an adult. You get to act like a kid any time you feel like it.---
Melanie : I was sure you'd either show up three hours late or not at all.Jack : I'm not like every other man you know.
Melanie : I realize that. I was kidding.
Jack : No, you weren't but...
Melanie : I'm not like every other woman you know.
Jack : Really?
Melanie : Yeah.You probably think I'm a real control freak. And I'm not, at all. Well, I mean, I do like things the way I like them, but who doesn't? And, anyway, in my life I'm the only one who ever does anything so... what does it matter?
Jack : Maybe you should let somebody help you out every once in a while.
Melanie : Definitely not. I've got all these balls up in the air. If somebody else caught one
for me, I'd drop them all.
Jack : But you're not a control freak?
Melanie : No. I'm a single, working mother.
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