But break my heart, for I must hold my tongue , Hamlet
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Saturday, April 19, 2008
3- كوميديا على كل لون
Non-Defined Color
Two hours ago i came to know some elaborate info. about one of the dearest persons to me, and for the second time, I gave no negative reaction!!, Although these are very negative info to me. I don't know what does this mean, and why did i smile though shocked ! the word Comedy just poped-up in my head, but with no color. It wasn't black or blue or white or pink anyway.
I think my reaction is just funny !
Two hours ago i came to know some elaborate info. about one of the dearest persons to me, and for the second time, I gave no negative reaction!!, Although these are very negative info to me. I don't know what does this mean, and why did i smile though shocked ! the word Comedy just poped-up in my head, but with no color. It wasn't black or blue or white or pink anyway.
I think my reaction is just funny !
2- كوميديا على كل لون
White, Blue and Rose
When Harry met Sally, 1989
Sally Albright: You see? That is just like you, Harry. You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you.
Sally Albright: Amanda mentioned you had a dark side.
Harry Burns: That's what drew her to me.
Sally Albright: Your dark side?
Harry Burns: Sure. Why? Don't you have a dark side? I know, you're probably one of those cheerful people who dot their "i's" with little hearts.
Sally Albright: I have just as much of a dark side as the next person.
Harry Burns: Oh, really? When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.
Sally Albright: Harry, you're going to have to try and find a way of not expressing every feeling that you have, every moment that you have them.
Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally Albright: Why not?
Harry Burns: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
Sally Albright: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
Harry Burns: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally Albright: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.
Harry Burns: I guess not.
Sally Albright: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.
Sally Albright: What?
Harry Burns: I love you.
Sally Albright: How do you expect me to respond to this?
Harry Burns: How about, you love me too.
Sally Albright: How about, I'm leaving.
Harry Burns: There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.
Sally Albright: Which one am I?
Harry Burns: You're the worst kind. You're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance.
Harry Burns: Would you like to have dinner?... Just friends.
Sally Albright: I thought you didn't believe men and women could be friends.
Harry Burns: When did I say that?
Sally Albright: On the ride to New York.
Harry Burns: No, no, no, I never said that... Yes, that's right, they can't be friends. Unless both of them are involved with other people, then they can... This is an amendment to the earlier rule. If the two people are in relationships, the pressure of possible involvement is lifted... That doesn't work either, because what happens then is, the person you're involved with can't understand why you need to be friends with the person you're just friends with. Like it means something is missing from the relationship and why do you have to go outside to get it? And when you say "No, no, no it's not true, nothing is missing from the relationship," the person you're involved with then accuses you of being secretly attracted to the person you're just friends with, which you probably are. I mean, come on, who the hell are we kidding, let's face it. Which brings us back to the earlier rule before the amendment, which is men and women can't be friends.
Harry Burns: The fact that you're not answering leads me to believe you're either (a) not at home, (b) home but don't want to talk to me, or (c) home, desperately want to talk to me, but trapped under something heavy. If it's either (a) or (c), please call me back.
Sally: He just met her... She's supposed to be his transitional person, she's not supposed to be the ONE. All this time I thought he didn't want to get married. But, the truth is, he didn't want to marry me. He didn't love me.
Harry: If you could take him back now, would you?
Sally: No. But why didn't he want to marry me? What's the matter with me?
Harry: Nothing.
Sally: I'm difficult.
Harry: You're challenging.
Sally: I'm too structured, I'm completely closed off.
Harry: But in a good way.
Sally: No, no, no, I drove him away. AND, I'm gonna be forty.
Harry: When?
Sally: Someday.
Harry: In eight years.
Sally: But it's there. It's just sitting there, like some big dead end. And it's not the same for men. Charlie Chaplin had kids when he was 73.
Harry: Yeah, but he was too old to pick them up.
Harry Burns: It is so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk.
When Harry met Sally, 1989
Sally Albright: You see? That is just like you, Harry. You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you.
Sally Albright: Amanda mentioned you had a dark side.
Harry Burns: That's what drew her to me.
Sally Albright: Your dark side?
Harry Burns: Sure. Why? Don't you have a dark side? I know, you're probably one of those cheerful people who dot their "i's" with little hearts.
Sally Albright: I have just as much of a dark side as the next person.
Harry Burns: Oh, really? When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.
Sally Albright: Harry, you're going to have to try and find a way of not expressing every feeling that you have, every moment that you have them.
Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally Albright: Why not?
Harry Burns: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
Sally Albright: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
Harry Burns: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally Albright: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.
Harry Burns: I guess not.
Sally Albright: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.
*****
Harry Burns: I've been doing a lot of thinking, and the thing is, I love you.Sally Albright: What?
Harry Burns: I love you.
Sally Albright: How do you expect me to respond to this?
Harry Burns: How about, you love me too.
Sally Albright: How about, I'm leaving.
Harry Burns: There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.
Sally Albright: Which one am I?
Harry Burns: You're the worst kind. You're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance.
Harry Burns: Would you like to have dinner?... Just friends.
Sally Albright: I thought you didn't believe men and women could be friends.
Harry Burns: When did I say that?
Sally Albright: On the ride to New York.
Harry Burns: No, no, no, I never said that... Yes, that's right, they can't be friends. Unless both of them are involved with other people, then they can... This is an amendment to the earlier rule. If the two people are in relationships, the pressure of possible involvement is lifted... That doesn't work either, because what happens then is, the person you're involved with can't understand why you need to be friends with the person you're just friends with. Like it means something is missing from the relationship and why do you have to go outside to get it? And when you say "No, no, no it's not true, nothing is missing from the relationship," the person you're involved with then accuses you of being secretly attracted to the person you're just friends with, which you probably are. I mean, come on, who the hell are we kidding, let's face it. Which brings us back to the earlier rule before the amendment, which is men and women can't be friends.
Harry Burns: The fact that you're not answering leads me to believe you're either (a) not at home, (b) home but don't want to talk to me, or (c) home, desperately want to talk to me, but trapped under something heavy. If it's either (a) or (c), please call me back.
Sally: He just met her... She's supposed to be his transitional person, she's not supposed to be the ONE. All this time I thought he didn't want to get married. But, the truth is, he didn't want to marry me. He didn't love me.
Harry: If you could take him back now, would you?
Sally: No. But why didn't he want to marry me? What's the matter with me?
Harry: Nothing.
Sally: I'm difficult.
Harry: You're challenging.
Sally: I'm too structured, I'm completely closed off.
Harry: But in a good way.
Sally: No, no, no, I drove him away. AND, I'm gonna be forty.
Harry: When?
Sally: Someday.
Harry: In eight years.
Sally: But it's there. It's just sitting there, like some big dead end. And it's not the same for men. Charlie Chaplin had kids when he was 73.
Harry: Yeah, but he was too old to pick them up.
Harry Burns: It is so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk.
*****
Harry Burns: I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
كوميديا على كل لون - 1
سودااااااااااااااااااء
لأن الزواج بطبيعته وبتصديق من كل الأديان بيرفع كل "البراقع" بين الزوج وزوجنه ... بالتالى لما نحاول ندور على منطق للتقليد ده مش بنلاقى. بالنسبة لى فيه اعراف كتيرة غريبة و مستفزة و أحيانا منفرة لكن غالبا تؤول أو تستند لخيط دينى ولو رفيييييييييع جدا . إنما ده بقى مستند لإيه ؟؟؟؟؟؟
صديقتى اللى بعتت لى ميل فيه المقال ده كانت كاتبة تعليقها الخاص اللى كان قمة فى الكوميديا الهستيرية لأن الموضوع اكتر من مستفز لأى حد عنده عقل . كان فى أخر الميل تساؤل بسيط .... لو هيفاء وهبى نزلت البلد دى رد الفعل هايكون إيه ؟ مجزرة ؟ و لا هايفتكروها كائن فضائى من كوكب تانى !!!؟ :))))))
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لأن الزواج بطبيعته وبتصديق من كل الأديان بيرفع كل "البراقع" بين الزوج وزوجنه ... بالتالى لما نحاول ندور على منطق للتقليد ده مش بنلاقى. بالنسبة لى فيه اعراف كتيرة غريبة و مستفزة و أحيانا منفرة لكن غالبا تؤول أو تستند لخيط دينى ولو رفيييييييييع جدا . إنما ده بقى مستند لإيه ؟؟؟؟؟؟
صديقتى اللى بعتت لى ميل فيه المقال ده كانت كاتبة تعليقها الخاص اللى كان قمة فى الكوميديا الهستيرية لأن الموضوع اكتر من مستفز لأى حد عنده عقل . كان فى أخر الميل تساؤل بسيط .... لو هيفاء وهبى نزلت البلد دى رد الفعل هايكون إيه ؟ مجزرة ؟ و لا هايفتكروها كائن فضائى من كوكب تانى !!!؟ :))))))
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Thursday, April 10, 2008
إشارة ؟؟
غريب أمر الإنسان . يدعو ويتوسل ...لأمر ...لإشارة ، ولما تحصل أو مجرد إنه يتخيل إنها حصلت ...إن الإشارة موجودة وبتعطيه جواب على سؤاله، ولمجرد إن الإشارة كانت - صراحة أو حتى مجرد انها أوحت له- بالطريق المعاكس لرغباته الحقيقية. لرجاءه الداخلي ... يحزن و يتألم!. كانه بيعترض على الإجابة اللى وصلته !!. طيب بيطلب المساعدة ليه لو مش عاجبه الرد أو لو ناوى يعترض ؟ وهايعمل إيه يعنى حتى لو مش عاجبه ؟؟ لأن الإجابات على أسئلة قدرية بتكون بالتبعية ترتيبات قدرية ماينفعش أساسا يحاول يغيرها .الإنسان البائس ده بيحاول يعترض ليه !!! ... بيعذب نفسه ولا بيتعذب
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
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